Banette

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White

Heheh.
Species banette
Age Who knows?
Level Who cares?
Types Image:Ghost-type.png
Gender Male
Home Burnt Cave
Trainer Wild
Carrying Box of curse pins
Last Tweet


Heheh. I like this game.

Contents

Aliases

  • White
  • Zippers

Stats

Ha ha ha.‎
Heheheh.‎
  • Unique skills:
    • Being an absolute god damn ray of sunshine.
    • Making everyone feel better.
    • Making friends.
  • Moveset (used):
    • Curse.
    • Dark Pulse.
    • Destiny Bond.
    • Shadow Ball.
  • Likes:
    • Linoone. (Linny)
    • Houndour. (Red)
    • Misdreavus. (Pearls)
    • Heatran. (Lumpy)
    • Pins.
    • Needles.
    • Inflicting a great deal of psychological damage.
    • Using curse.
    • Nicknames.
  • Dislikes:
    • Other people being happy.
    • Shuppets.
    • Banettes.
    • Other Pokemon.
    • Humans.
    • Living things.
    • Dead things.

History

Originally a child's doll. He was discarded and eventually took on a life of his own via cursed energy. He spent the next several years seeking out the child that threw him away.

Cursed energy

Imagine the perfect life being torn away from you. Being abandoned by the one person you cared about? How would you feel? Would you want revenge? Vindication?

Wild

If you can't get revenge on the one who hurt you, everyone else you meet is the next best thing.

The Woman

The woman was nice. The other pokemon refused to play any fun games.

The Bastard

He's dead.

Linoone

Linoone had some eggs and abandoned them. He found his children but then he died. What a father. Linoone made a wonderful punching bag. Nothing like a friend that will come right back after you insult him, or hit him in the face with a tree branch.

Lately

Banette has developed a number of productive, normal habits now that he lives far from the vast majority of active pokemon. He started making modern art with bodies he found, which resulted in Linoone's children destroying his cave, that little shits. Banette has promised revenge but has yet to deliver on that threat. He also was recently hit by a train and is stitching himself back together.
  • Hobbies:
    • Taxidermy.
    • Doll making.
    • Knitting.
    • Carving.
    • Putting on puppet shows with corpses for the neighborhood children.
    • Interior decorating. (See: Taxidermy)

Twitter

So many new friends, so little time to play with them all. Banette spends most of his time menacing the other pokemon or cackling like a little purple psychopath. May (or may not) legitimately care about some of them.
Banette has taken control of Linoone's old cave and has since moved in "furniture of questionable origin." He spends most of his time lurking around close enough to the other pokemon to cause general distress when the mood strikes him. A discrete dark pulse goes a long way.
Banette may or may not have killed a number of people/pokemon. He keeps the number vague in the interest of it being rather funny (to him). He also enjoys pointing out that killing is rare for him, and that in the long run he has killed far fewer pokemon than most living things.

Violence

Banette has done a fair bit of damage to Linoone over the past several years, including several incidents with trees. He delights in causing anything ranging from mild discomfort and uneasy feelings to terror and pain. So far he has stuck to mind games with the other pokemon.
It is likely that at least the child who discarded Banette originally is dead, one way or another. The same is true of the Son who inherited him. He has implied that the furniture is from the Son.

Relationships with other pokemon

Strained, at best. Banette takes a great deal of pleasure in causing everyone around him distress. He also seems to have serious issues with being left to his own devices.

Nicknames

Banette has an odd habit of nicknaming other pokemon. Whether they are pet names or insults is up for debate.

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