Dodrio
| Dodrio | |
 We are Dodrio! Nice to meet you! ALSO FUCK OFF! but only if you want to, in the end, it doesn't really matter... | |
| Species | Dodrio |
|---|---|
| Age | Level 38 |
| Level | 38 |
| Types |  
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| Gender | Male |
| Home | Kanto |
| Trainer | none |
| Carrying | none |
| Last Tweet | |
Dodrio is a three-headed Pokemon. On Twitter, each head tweets on its own. The three heads each have distinct personalities, and you can tell which head is tweeting by what hashtag they use.
Head 1
Head 1, seen on the left in the image, is the kind one of the group. He practices friendship and kindness towards everyone he interacts with. He has a strong admiration for humans, specifically Pokemon trainers, and treats them with the utmost respect, calling them "sir" or "miss". Secretly, he wants to be a human. He believes that if the three heads could just get along, Dodrio as a whole could be flying.
Head 2
why do I have to write this stupid shit again? Shut the fuck up, Head 1. You can't just tell me to do shit. Ugh. Anyways... Head2 loves Twitter because he can call people out on being faggots and shitdicks all day with no repercussions. Fucking retards. If I had 1p for every stupid fuckass on Twitter I could own Silph Co. I'm not even doing this shit for laughs or for reactions, i'm doing it to let you guys know you're fucking dumb.
Head 3
i'm the third head that came when these guys evolved 7 levels ago... that fact just proves how useless and unnecessary i am. im Confused... and i hurt myself in my Confusion because its the only way i know how to feel ALIVE. no one can fill my dark soul with light...............i am so alone..........forever alone........all by myself................
