MACHAMP

MACHAMP
MACHAMP is the CHAMPION of FISTS and STRENGTH
Species	MACHAMP
Age	28
Level	87
Types
Gender	Male
Home	The Land of PUNCHING and VICTORY
Trainer	none
Carrying	Macho Brace/Expert Belt
Last Tweet

MACHAMP will write Machamp's WIKI PAGE. Only Machamp is good enough to know how good Machamp is.

Personality

MACHAMP is the CHAMPION. He is the CHAMPION at PUNCHING and STRONG and VICTORY and PUNCHING. He is the LEADER of the FIGHTING CREW, which currently has no other members, because MACHAMP cannot find anyone WORTHY. Once Machamp has a CREW, he will take them and FIGHT the ROCK CREW. Machamp does not need a crew for this, but maybe all those ROCK TYPES would eventually do damage.

MACHAMP emphasizes certain WORDS by YELLING. This is to indicate their IMPORTANCE and MASCULINITY. Machamp never backs down from a CHALLENGE. Machamp fears NOTHING. Machamp likes to PUNCH.

Hobbies and Activities

Off the top of his head, Machamp would have to say that his biggest hobby is PUNCHING. He has four ARMS, so he is very good at it. He also enjoys moving boulders with his STRENGTH. Machamp trains for 80 hours a week and FIGHTS for the rest of the time. He does not need SLEEP. He does not even know what SLEEP is. He does know what PUNCHING is. Machamp has also recently taken up writing POETRY. He is the POETRY CHAMPION as well as the PUNCHING CHAMPION. Machamp enjoys spending time with his FRIENDS and RIVALS in the ROCK CREW. He could FIGHT them all but they are almost as good as Machamp, so he allows them to EXIST.

Fighting Crew

MACHAMP'S FIGHTING CREW currently consists of PRIMEAPE and SCRAFTY! They are not a FORCE to be RECKONED WITH. It is IMPOSSIBLE to RECKON WITH the FIGHTING CREW!

History

Machamp was born in the land of PUNCHING and VICTORY. As a lowly Machop, he was forced to LIFT boulders for TWELVE HOURS a day by his PARENTS, Pawchamp and Mawchamp. He was once grounded for failing to KO a CLEFABLE in GRADE SCHOOL. He is very ASHAMED of this. As such, he still HATES CLEFABLES. After grade school, Machop evolved into MACHOKE and was star of his HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM. His only classes were WEIGHT LIFTING and AP PUNCHING. He made the HONOR ROLL every single time. He BEAT UP many CLEFABLES in high school. After GRADUATING top of his CLASS, Machoke went to college, where he majored in PUNCHING and minored in PHILOSOPHY. He accidentally EVOLVED one night after switching from one FRATERNITY to the other. As a MACHAMP, he lead his school to the FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS and also the PUNCHING CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, which he WON.

As an ADULT, Machamp PUNCHES and MOVES BOULDERS. He also COMPETES in FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS and wins them. He INVESTS his tournament winnings in the WALL STREET STOCK EXCHANGE and does QUITE WELL FOR HIMSELF. His PORTFOLIO has a 150% RETURN RATING so far.

Protégé

MACHAMP's new PROTÉGÉ is Teddiursa. While TINY BEAR is currently WEAK and PATHETIC, Machamp is determined to turn him into a FIGHTING MACHINE. Tiny Bear currently has Machamp's TM31 BRICK BREAK, but will not use it, because he is FOOLISH and SCARED. Machamp will not give up on making Tiny Bear good at PUNCHING. MACHAMP is NICE LIKE THAT.

Move Set

MACHAMP is MACHAMP'S own MOVE TUTOR, so Machamp knows a lot of DIFFERENT MOVES! Machamp especially likes PUNCHING MOVES! Some of Machamp's more POPULAR CHOICES include:

FOCUS PUNCH (Machamp never loses Machamp's focus!), THUNDERPUNCH, FIRE PUNCH, ICE PUNCH, BULLET PUNCH, CROSS CHOP, MEGA PUNCH, FORESIGHT (for PUNCHING GHOSTS!)

In addition, MACHAMP always knows STRENGTH because Machamp cannot help it!

Gym Challenge

Machamp's friend AGGRON pointed out to Machamp that some HUMANS claimed to be CHAMPIONS, which Machamp did not understand. Clearly MACHAMP is the CHAMPION. It is Machamp's NAMESAKE! To take Machamp's rightful place as CHAMPION, Machamp began to the GYM CHALLENGE by CHALLENGE GYM LEADERS. Most LEADERS have been TOO SCARED to accept Machamp's CHALLENGE so far. Machamp knows Machamp will one day be the POKEMON CHAMPION, as HE SHOULD BE AND TRULY IS ALREADY.

Badges so far:

CASCADE BADGE - Obtained with the help of BOSSGODORA after MISTY refused to ACKNOWLEDGE that MACHAMP had CRUSHED her PUNY GYM with MT. MOON, thus defeating her STARMIE. Despite MACHAMP only being ONE POKEMON, she then called out her GYARADOS. Machamp then switched in Machamp's new friend BOSSGODORA, who BATTLED this Gyarados. Misty sort of QUIT LIKE A COWARD before the battle had ended, so BOSSGODORA used THIEF to STEAL the CASCADEBADGE. Misty quit TWITTER soon as this EMBARRASSING LOSS.

VOLCANO BADGE - MACHAMP'S FRIEND AGGRON recently gave MACHAMP a VOLCANO BADGE that a CRYING GYM LEADER gave to him. Machamp always thought GYM LEADERS were tougher than that, but MACHAMP was apparently WRONG.

FOG BADGE- MACHAMP had to BATTLE Machamp's friend Hypsterno for this BADGE! It was a BATTLE FOR THE AGES! The match actually ended in a DRAW, when MACHAMP used STRENGTH on a CONFUSED HYPSTERNO right before DYING from POISON. Machamp was given the FOG BADGE by Hypsterno, and Machamp gave Hypsterno a MINERAL BADGE. Oh yeah MACHAMP was still OLIVINE CITY'S DE FACTO GYM LEADER for this CHALLENGE!

MINERAL BADGE - MACHAMP was eventually given a MINERAL BADGE for watching the OLIVINE CITY GYM for so long, as well as acting as the TEMPORARY GYM LEADER of said gym.

HEAT BADGE - MACHAMP battled FLANNERY for this BADGE with his friends BOSSGODORA and PRIMEAPE! It was a decisive battle for Machamp and his friends!

EARTH BADGE - MACHAMP, along with SCRAFTY and BOSSGODORA, sort of battled BLUE'S PIDGEOT. Despite this, BLUE refused to give up his badge. However, as MACHAMP and BOSSGODORA rode away on BOSSGODORA'S ARCEUS car, BOSSGODORA used MAGNET PULL to obtain severl EARTH BADGES, which Machamp added to his COLLECTION.

THUNDER BADGE - Once again, Machamp is forced to act as a GYM LEADER. LT. SURGE, the so-called LIGHTNING AMERICAN, had ABANDONED his GYM. Machamp found a stash of THUNDER BADGES. Machamp took one for himself and then became ACTING GYM LEADER.

BEACON BADGE - After MACHAMP swam across the OCEAN, VOLKNER gave Machamp a BADGE without a battle. Machamp can only assume he knew he would LOSE to MACHAMP!

RAINBOW BADGE - MACHAMP, along with Machamp's friend EMBOAR, had a good, clean battle with ERIKA. Machamp and Emboar were VICTORIOUS, and that is how Machamp won his NINTH BADGE and still was UNABLE TO CHALLENGE THE ELITE FOUR.

Gym Challenge Part II

After obtaining NINE BADGES, one more than other trainers need to CHALLENGE the ELITE FOUR, Machamp was told he could begin a GYM CHALLENGE in UNOVA. Machamp was given a TRAINER CARD and a STARTER POKEMON and began his POKEMON ADVENTURE!

TRIO BADGE - MACHAMP won his TRIO BADGE from the GYM LEADER CRESS using just his TEPIG and PETILIL! Tepig was about to DEFEAT a Lillipup and Petilil handed Cress's Panpour a SOUND BEATING!